Sometimes you're the car in the water...sometimes you're the crane trying to get it out

- Nothing bites you in the ass like a bad assumption, luckily the odds are you haven't made one as bad as this.
- You think you get a lot of spam? It could be worse.
- Some funny news articles - Vanilla Ice, a goat & a wallaroo, a coin flip to decide who would win an election for mayor, a Satanic sailor, & an old-school human sacrifice attempt...good times all around. At least Vanilla Ice can now be happy.

I love this more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy

If electric razors were as good as all the commercials make them sound, why are they only advertised at Christmas and not year around?
- What's better than flying lawnmovers? Freestyle wheel barrows, of course. Man, everything is becoming extreme these days.
- Um...watch out.
- Ben's favourite new website. Although she appears to be a high energy employee, she isn't too good with making a rye & ginger.

Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Some funny videos - hopefully the links will remain running long enough for you to view them.
- Fun with cats. Anyone know someone with a cat? I think we might need to try this out.
- Internet example #2472 of 'It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time'.
- With a War On Terror that is this successful, no wonder Bush got re-elected.
- Don't you wish you had balls like this?
- *Reading Warning* - An interesting article featuring the opinions of various former military leaders on what went wrong in Iraq.

I've got a lot of growing up to do. I realized this the other day in my fort

A couple of random links for your viewing and mouse-clicking pleasure.
- A bit late...sorry - costume ideas.
- The Ashlee Simpson Limited Edition iPod.
- Speaking of music - what would you get if you combined Jay Z with Weezer? J-zeezer, of course. Don't just look at the pretty pictures, play a few of the songs as well.
- What your computer does when you're not keeping an eye on it.
- The coolest lawnmover ever, although it might be a bit on the dangerous side.
- A few possibilities of what Saddam might be up to these days.